Hello songwriters, here's the theme for this week's songwriting challenge!

Guidelines:
-> A given topic/theme is given weekly.
-> Participants can write either only lyrics, or add melody, or even add a backing track with guitar, piano, a pad or drums. Full songs are accepted as long as they have lyrics and conform to the theme (no instrumentals, unless you want a production review lol).
-> Songs/lyrics must be submitted by Sunday the latest, each week.
-> A winner is selected on Monday at 18:00 GMT based on the number of props.
-> The winner will either choose to come up with a theme or appoint someone to come up with the next theme for the next week. The weirder the theme the better.
-> Post your lyrics in the SoundCloud "description" field if applicable.
-> Post your song in this space as a separate post with the same subject line as above.
-> If you want please give feedback of what you like and what could improve on other submissions.
-> Have fun!