Wow. Why should I want to unlock stuff I can’t even try first? Such a bad initial experience! I can’t try the game I am interested in and the initial games are clunky. I made a big mistake creating a damn account here. I’m sure I’ll get all kinds of marketing shit just for the sin of being mildly interested in your distorted reality training.

What is wrong with software people? They can’t be bothered to actually tell or show you how their stuff works without harvesting an email address.